"Making music is a total hassle, really."

“Reason must know the heart's reasons and every other reason”

“If you want to give the devil a nervous breakdown, just get up every day and see how much good you can do.”

“I watched UCLA football for many, many years. I've grown accustomed to the Pac-10 style.”

“I'd Love to be captain of Arsenal for even just one day.”

“I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.”

Source : Les Dawson (2012). “Les Dawson's Joke Book”, p.12, Michael O'Mara Books

“Make a pledge to yourself right now, to declare that you are worth your time and energy.”

“I went to a catholic public school St Helens and learned English by watching bugs bunny cartoons.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

“When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.”