Quotes
Authors
Simon Bird
"I think everyone thinks their dad is a little bit odd or crazy. As they get older, they develop their own little habits. They have a certain way that they like to live their life, and nothing is going to interrupt that." --
Simon Bird
#Dad Quotes
#Crazy Quotes
#Thinking Quotes
“Routine is the death to heroism.”
“There he is, a woman's living, breathing fantasy, doing his slow, cocky turn, spiky black hair, darkly tanned chest, dimpled smile-killer smile-all in the package of Remington Tate. He's perfection itself, and a new surge of hormones sweeps through me as I do what the rest of the crowd does and take in his visual, so blatantly on display in those low riding boxing shorts and so strikingly sexy, he becomes the center of my attention. The center. Of my. World.”
“Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.”
“When I finally realized that I didn't want to be a butch, I wanted to sleep with a butch, a whole new world opened up before my eyes.”
“I have no trouble selling out—I’m a benevolent hack, in a certain way—but I want to pander for something I believe in.”
“Dress suitably in short skirts and sitting boots, leave your jewels and gold wands in the bank, and buy a revolver.”
“A library implies an act of faith.”
“I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.”
