"The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a mother must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment's anxiety, and was never a child."

-- Erma Bombeck

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“I needed real help in New York and I had no friends. I looked up at those buildings, I couldn't see the sky or nothing, and I said, 'Well, there ain't no mountain high enough,' and I just started - the words just fell out of my mouth, really.”
“[The church's] job is to provide permanent solace and spiritual leadership to the people as a whole, whatever their government at the moment, so long as it stays within the bounds of moral decency.”
“Always take responsibility for your past. It is your only collateral in life. Unless you despise yourself now, you cannot despise yourself then. Everything you did is a part of the process that brought you here. All your past is as alive and real as your so-called 'present.'”

Source : Janet Morris (2011). “Tempus with His Right-Side Companion Niko”, p.173, Paradise Publishing
“Has all the trappings of a mystery novel, doesn't it?”
“Ancient art was the tyrant of Egypt, the mistress of Greece and the servant of Rome.”
“You're either slangin' crack rock, or you got a wicked jumpshot...”
“I'd had 35 professional fights and mentally I was tired of it. I'd sort ot fallen out of love with the sport.”
“People do have a - people, unlike politicians, are allowed to change their minds. People are allowed to look back and say, you know what, all things considered, I don't think that was the smart move.”

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