"A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing."

-- Christopher Morley

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“Just as the ocean has waves or the sun has rays, so the minds's own radiance is its thoughts and emotions.”
“I like to capture moments. It's like a photograph. Ten years from now you look at the photograph and you don't remember it but rather the whole week or month around the photo.”
“Too many people hold the idea that psychopaths are essentially killers or convicts. The general public hasn't been educated to see beyond the social stereotypes to understand that psychopaths can be entrepreneurs, politicians, CEOs and other successful individuals who may never see the inside of a prison.”
“I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!”
“There are too many games being developed by people that have no business creating games.”
“Let the past go. A simply abundant world awaits.”
“â€ŽWe must make our choice between economy and liberty or confusion and servitude...If we run into such debts, we must be taxed in our meat and drink, in our necessities and comforts, in our labor and in our amusements...if we can prevent the government from wasting the labor of the people, under the pretense of caring for them, they will be happy.”
“There's immense fun to be had as long as you can sort of sneak it past DC. I have been told on occasion that I need to have more respect for these characters.”

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