"I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines."

-- Alexei Sayle

#Thinking Quotes #Live Your Life Quotes #Should Quotes

“If we were given one word of information in our entire history, how we'd treasure it! how we'd pore over ever syllable, divining it's meaning, arguing its importance; how we'd examine it and wring every lesson we could from it. Yet today we have trillions of words, tidal waves of information and the smallest detail of every action our government and businesses take is easily available to us at the touch of a button. And yet...we ignore it, and learn nothing from it. One day we'll die of voluntary ignorance”
“I'm always that annoying person that pulls out the camera in the middle of dinner and starts taking candids.”
“I'm a man more dined against than dining.”

Source : In John Betjeman 'Summoned by Bells' (1960) ch. 9.
“Of all people, children are the ones that really understand when there's a truth there for them - an emotional truth. The characters really have to work. Children, as an audience, are very inspirational for me.”

Source : Source: www.teachingbooks.net
“Everything revolves around the fork.”
“How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice. How do you get away from it? Improvise.”
“Even if you forget thatÂ´s not the same as if it never happened. The slate is not entirely wiped clean; you canÂ´t reclaim the person you were beforehand; your state of innocence is not there to be retrieved.”
“Your Constitution is all sail and no anchor.”

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