"Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor."

-- George Jean Nathan

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“If the press descended, the science would surely suffer.”
“I love home. I'll stay up there for days on end, I won't even go down the driveway to look for the mail.”
“So I'm very grateful for everything that has happened in my life.”
“If there was criticism about [Oscar Wilde], it was because it was written by a straight man who wasn't very educated about the gay world.”
“I wouldn't say I'm a serial monogamist ... I mean, I went through periods of time when I was, ah, single. But when I'm in a relationship, I'm in a relationship.”
“There's no greater city between Memorial Day and Labor Day than Chicago. It's the single best summer city in America.”

Source : "The Chat House With Michael Wilbon: Tiger Woods, Michael Vick and the NFL". Live chat, www.washingtonpost.com. August 17, 2009.
“Slowly but surely, the U.S. military is being converted into a global oil-protection service.”

Source : Michael Klare (2007). “Blood and Oil: The Dangers and Consequences of America's Growing Dependency on Imported Petroleum”, p.7, Macmillan
“Learn how to program and play lots of games. If you find yourself capable of writing a game, someday you'll be capable of writing a really good game. My dad's a writer, and when you ask him how to learn to write, he says, "write." So basically, do it and keep doing it until you get good.”

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