"I feel like when you do Twitter, sometimes you just have an idea and you fire it off and don't really think too hard about the consequences of that. I think my reputation there is as a comedian and not someone to be taken seriously. But I like the idea of getting out false information and just muddying up the story and making it as confusing and, you know, schizophrenic as possible."

-- Tim Heidecker

#Taken Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Ideas Quotes

“I walk down the street and people don't go, 'My God, there he is.' I lead as normal a life as you can lead in New York City.”
“History and geology show what an eyeblink it's been since our current, comfortable culture came about. And yet that culture is using up absolutely everything at a ferocious rate.”
“[P]erfect freedom consists in obeying the dictates of right reason, and submitting to natural law. When a man goes beyond or contrary to the law of nature and reason, he . . . introduces confusion and disorder into society . . . [thus] where licentiousness begins, liberty ends.”
“My whole life is controversy. What can I do? I'm like Britney Spears!”
“Jesus took your punishment, and God gave you credit for Jesus' perfection.”
“In chess, as in life, opportunity strikes but once.”
“Give us a chance to show you that those so-called protective laws to aid women - however well intentioned originally - have become in fact restraints, which keep wife, abandoned wife, and widow alike from supporting her family.”
“Pain is short, and joy is eternal.”

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