"I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up."

-- Adam Sandler

#Mom Quotes #Mother Quotes #Sleep Quotes

“Focus on being productive instead of busy.”
“I suppose, I hoped, by setting a particularly brutal ancient rite in the present and in my own village to shock the story's readers with a graphic dramatization of the pointless violence and general inhumanity in their own lives.”

Source : Shirley Jackson (2008). “The Lottery”, p.22, The Creative Company
“People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.”
“Where you come from is gone, where you thought you were going to never was there, and where you are is no good unless you can get away from it”
“Love, which is quickly kindled in the gentle heart, seized this man for the fair form that was taken from me, the manner still hurts me. Love which absolves no beloved one from loving, seized me so strongly with his charm that, as thou seest, it does not leave me yet”
“Worry is a mean-faced dwarf who beats on your heart like a kettledrum.”
“On Fox News, Donald Trump said Obama's birth certificate could indicate that he's a Muslim. Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign-sounding name, and neither does his daughter Ivanka.”
“Whatever a man seeks, honors, or exalts more than God, this is the god of idolatry.”

Source : "Patience and Humility: A Handbook for Christians".

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