"I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ***** in my dream!"

-- Donnell Rawlings

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“These men were wrongfully rejected, the veterans. The fighting man should never have been blamed for Vietnam.”
“My daughter, dad where do homeless people come from? My answer, everywhere.”
“Why couldn't people's insides match their outsides? The world would be such a wonderful place if the nicer someone was, the more beautiful they became.”

Source : Jay Bell (2017). “Something Like Summer: School Edition”, p.24, Jay Bell
“High-quality food is better for your health.”
“Betty took him for a walk in the zoo and he was amused by her evident belief in the curative power of animals. She seemed to think that it must steady him to look at a buffalo.”

Source : Nathanael West, Jonathan Lethem (2009). “Miss Lonelyhearts: & the Day of the Locust”, p.36, New Directions Publishing
“Israel defined its God and its relation to that God in existential, relational terms. They did not, until quite late, approach the question of one God in an abstract philosophical way.”

Source : Source: www.biblicalarchaeology.org
“But he found that a traveller's life is one that includes much pain amidst its enjoyments. His feelings are for ever on the stretch; and when he begins to sink into repose, he finds himself obliged to quit that on which he rests in pleasure for something new, which again engages his attention, and which also he forsakes for other novelties.”
“If we try to engineer outcomes, if we overturn tradition to make everyone the same, we ruin society. If we upset tradition to allow for an equal shot at the starting gate, everyone wins, except for the charlatans and would be dictators.”

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