"I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible."

“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.”

“Failure is a great teacher and, if you are open to it, every mistake has a lesson to offer.”

“We are expected to believe that anyone who objects to the Department of Homeland Security or the USA Patriot Act is a terrorist, and that the only way to preserve our freedom is to hand it over to the government for safekeeping.”

“The challenge was that it was harder to be subtle than strident.”

“I love watching people improve it is a natural thing for me to do.”

“New writers seem to pop up from everywhere. And quite a few of them are really good and original.”

“Words created the future, exacerbated problems, raised barriers between them. But in the silence of Ford's sleep, Ford could love Dan easily; in the stillness of Ford's rest, Dan could adore him without question or fear.”

“I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.”

Source : "Parks and Recreation: The Camel". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 2009.