"There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'"

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Source : "There Once Was an Old Man of Lyme" l. 1 (date unknown)

William Cosmo Monkhouse

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