"I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow."

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Hari Kondabolu

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“I would have been miserable in college. I always hated school.”

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“When you experience peace of soul, with each breath you are present to the fact that this is a divine moment, a moment to shine like you have never shone before, a moment to hold the whole world in your hands with a gentle thought and a kind heart.”
“I've got a bit of an independent streak. I'm not afraid of bipartisan compromise on issues that are important to the nation.”
“Many people think you shouldn't stop kids from being kids, and I agree, but no one wants the worst case scenario on their hands. Better safe than sorry I say.”
“I like the fact that in ancient Chinese art the great painters always included a deliberate flaw in their work: human creation is never perfect.”
“Lack of sleep makes me less productive. I need a good seven or eight hours a night.”
“If I ever bore you, it'll be with a knife.”

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“I never read, I just look at pictures,”

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