"There's nothing better than a 200 lb snatch, if you know what I mean."

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Brad Sherwood

“Some persons are so inclined to mortify themselves that at every opportunity they have, they do so. What a beautiful practice this is, and how profitable!”
“One of my earliest ventures was when I was nine years old. I realized there was a shortage of pencils at school, so I started Rent-a-Pencil. But I made a fundamental mistake. Everybody stole my pencils.”
“My father seemed always to know not only what I was doing, but what I was being.”
“Of all the creative work produced by humans anywhere, a tiny fraction has continuing commercial value. For that tiny fraction, the copyright is a crucially important legal device.”
“I'm trying to figure out if I love art enough to be poor.”

Source : Marina Keegan (2014). “The Opposite of Loneliness: Essays and Stories”, p.189, Simon and Schuster
“When discord dreadful bursts her brazen bars, And shatters locks to thunder forth her wars.”
“All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.”
“I want to sell to people my own age, because that's the way I write songs.”

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