"I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause."

-- Ronnie Shakes

#Baby Quotes #Ugly Quotes #Causes Quotes

“I like when somebody says something negative about me because I can put it back in their face”
“At night I leave the lights on in my little house and walks across the flat fields. When I look back from a distance the house is like a boat on the sea. It's really the only time I feel safe.”
“We create our future, by well improving present opportunities: however few and small they be.”
“My dream is remaking and reforming a more sustainable, more livable, delicious future.”
“Its important to have specific dreams. Dream Big. Dream without fear.”
“I skip through the programming to watch the commercials.”
“I didn't say them things that I said.”
“Your body considers alcohol a toxin and will basically stop trying to digest food you ate to get rid of the alcohol and this can cause the food you ate throughout the day to be stored as fat.”

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