“I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.”
“Being an artist is a way of saying, I am here, and this is what I stand for.”
“You don't need human relationships to be happy, God has placed it all around us.”
“Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? - The Joker”
Source : Eugene H. Peterson (2006). “God's Message for Each Day: Wisdom from the Word of God”, Thomas Nelson Inc
Source : Daniel Botkin (2012). “The Moon in the Nautilus Shell: Discordant Harmonies Reconsidered”, p.289, Oxford University Press
“The best present a man can give a woman is his undivided attention.”
Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com. 
Bob Hope
Comedian
Buster Keaton
Actor
Charlie Chaplin
Actor
Harpo Marx
Comedian
Jack Benny
Comedian
Jerry Lewis
Comedian
Leonard Marx
Comedian
W. C. Fields
Comedian
Woody Allen
Film producer
