"Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living."

-- Pauly Shore

#Funny Things Quotes #Lucky Quotes

“Oh, but I think that thoughtfulness and manners are everything.”

Source : Diana Vreeland (1997). “D.V.”
“Where in the Bible does it say I have to drive a Honda?.”
“I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.”

Source : Jim Benton (2013). “Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers”, p.53, Scholastic
“I love everything. I don't see myself doing a really serious drama in the next five to ten years. I don't feel mature enough for that yet. But I'd like to make a pure action movie one day or maybe I can do a comedy again. I do like everything. But I don't feel ready for a musical or something like that. That's not my thing yet.”
“One of the most essential branches of English liberty is the freedom of one's house. A man's house is his castle.”

Source : Argument against the writs of assistance, Boston, Mass., Feb. 1761. Burton Stevenson, Home Book of Proverbs, Maxims and Familiar Phrases (1948), traces the proverb "A man's house is his castle" back to 1567 and notes legal usages of it by Sir Edward Coke in the seventeenth century. See Coke 1; Coke 8; William Pitt, Earl of Chatham 2
“Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.”
“To be specific, is to exhibit a knowledge of the principles and art of adjusting; a comprehension of facts so systematized that they are available for the relief of disease.”
“...even though you said yes to the wrong man, I hope that won't cause you to say no to the right one.”

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