"I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear screaming like a monkey."

-- Randy Glasbergen

#Running Quotes #Stress Quotes #Kids Quotes

“When I was very young I wanted to be a professional horseback rider. Then I wanted to be a pop singer. Then I wanted to be a psychiatrist. Then I wanted to be a movie director.”
“He seemed to be waiting for a miracle to save him from the depths his life had reached and take him to a land of dreams.”
“Guys have been having a lot of questions about whether or not I can play man-to-man, so I've been watching a lot of film lately. I'm trying to study tendencies of receivers that are already in the NFL, so I can have a jump on them once I get to that next level l so I can know what to look for and what to be prepared for.”

Source : Source: www.nfl.com
“Actually, I wear the nail polish to hide how grubby my nails are.”

Source : Buography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“In the West we have a tendency to be profit-oriented, where everything is measured according to the results and we get caught up in being more and more active to generate results. In the East-especially in India-I find that people are more content to just be, to just sit around under a banyan tree for half a day chatting to each other. We Westerners would probably call that wasting time. But there is value to it. Being with someone, listening without a clock and without anticipation of results, teaches us about love. The success of love is in the loving-it is not in the result of loving.”
“I think we've been a lot more disciplined with our bowling. Our batting at times has been more disciplined as well.”
“A woman's body is the gate to this life. A man's body is the gate to the next life.”
“I grew up in Nazareth, Penn., which was an hour and a half from New York, and an hour and a half from Philly. So bands that were touring came through one way or another. We got to see stuff people in other small towns didn't, like Wesley Willis. I couldn't have asked for a better place to grow up and be into music.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com

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