"I've always loved Ibanez guitars, and in particular 7 strings."

“If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq.”

“I hope to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we don't have public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them.”

“For indeed all that we think so new to-day has been acted over and over again, a shifting comedy, by the women of every century.”

“Y'all were heroes from the beginning. You just didn't 'turn' all of a sudden”

“My only hope was to be polite.”

“Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.”

Source : JACK PAAR (1960). “I KID YOU NOT”

“I do find some of the meanest, most exclusionary people are the nerds. And they rebel against other nerds! What are you doing? As much as I love nerds and the nerd movement, the nerd-on-nerd violence is really bad. A lot of times, nerds are the meanest ones online. And also, the trolling can be very extensive because they're smart.”

“I frowned at the list. “So… I’ll go back and tell the Traynors that I’m going to get their suicidal quadriplegic son drunk, spend their money on strippers and lap dancers, and then trundle him off to the Disability Olympics—”