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Quotes
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Mallory Ortberg
"Your partner cannot fault you for refusing to host a perpetual-motion party or for the fact that you must sleep and will eventually die."
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Mallory Ortberg
#Party Quotes
#Sleep Quotes
#Faults Quotes
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“Whether a Buddha comes into the world or not, the nature of things is still the nature of things. The Buddha is someone who realizes what is true, what actually exists. If we want to become enlightened, we simply have to acknowledge or recognize what is.”
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“When I was offered the part in Shakespeare In Love a voice in my head said 'not another tights role!”
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“The opposing missions of the various characters create the plot.”
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“At the end of the day, I think I understand the dynamic that we face. And I'm best prepared to be commander in chief on day one, with all due respect to my other colleagues, including Hillary Clinton.”
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“I understand why society, especially American society, is gravitating toward fairy tales, given our economy. We've been exploring the world of witches and wizards for years. We've been exploring the world of vampires for years. Clearly the public - I mean, I feel like all of this was ushered in by 'Harry Potter' - in my own fannish beliefs.”
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“After you play a part, you think of it as your own.”
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“We have been sitting here all night bullshitting and we still don’t know what to do.”
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“My Brain and My Heart are my Temples. My true Religion is Kindness.”
