"Stand-up isn't something I just sit down and start writing - it's ideas you come up with in the shower, while you're driving, waiting in line."

-- Chris Hardwick

#Writing Quotes #Ideas Quotes #Waiting Quotes

“A badge is a symbol that girls have done the thing it stands for often enough, thoroughly enough, and well enough to be prepared to give service in it.”
“For my eightieth year warns me to pack up my baggage before I leave life.”

Source : "De Re Rustica". I, 1,
“Sometimes you forgive people simply becuase you still want them in your life.”
“Nothing happens in the 'real' world unless it first happens in the images in our heads”
“We feel strongly that the spirit characteristic of America at its noblest, above all the pursuit of higher learning, cannot admit of any conditions as to personnel other than those designed to promote the objects for which this institution is established, and particularly with no regard whatever to accidents of race, creed, or sex.”
“Modern death is a matter of bright rooms and hard machines. Live long enough, and you might be filed away in a nursing home, your history scoured away, your life winnowed down to a few items on the table and some pictures of people who don't come around enough. When you are about to pass on, there is no quiet to attend you: busy fuss and professional zeal strive to bring you back, nail you to the soft cross of the rented bed.”
“Anything may happen when womanhood has ceased to be a protected occupation.”
“If people thought more, we'd all have less to amuse us.”

Source : "Ask Amy" with Amy Dickinson, tucson.com. May 10, 2014.

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