"With boys you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane. It's all there. The fruit flies hovering over their waste can, the hamster trying to escape to cleaner air, the bedrooms decorated in Early Bus Station Restroom."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Boys Quotes #Air Quotes #Trying Quotes

“When will the left learn that if you confiscate wealth it doesn't create more of it.”
“When you live as I do, you cannot indulge in jealousy. If you do, it will rip you apart.”
“In my life, I've never really listened to when people start forming opinions on how you should be doing things.”

Source : "Why Is Sam Taylor-Wood Smiling?" by Elisa Lipsky-Karasz, www.harpersbazaar.com. March 23, 2010.
“I do understand that when someone gives you a [expletive] load of money, you take that money. Someone like Larry Ellison wants to invest into his event and make it the biggest possible, and he gets stopped by the ATP. If you're a start-up, what would make you want to navigate through that and to go through that firing line? How can you step into tennis with any confidence? It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.”
“Our girls have need of such an example of graciousness, elegance, refinement, and spirituality.”
“In a multi-racial society, trust, understanding and tolerance are the cornerstones of peace and order.”

Source : Kamisese Mara (1977). “Selected speeches”
“In contrast to the values of morality, which depend on and encourage our similarities to each other, values like friendship or beauty depend on and encourage our differences. Ultimately, friendship is essential to our fashioning ourselves in ways that don't simply repeat the fashions of our surroundings: it is a mechanism of individuality.”

Source : Source: www.3ammagazine.com
“I was in Covent Garden today having a pizza, and these men who worked there were secretly trying to take my picture from behind the counter. That sort of thing is so odd.”

Source : "Within minutes of meeting James Corden, you'll want to sleep with him". The MIRROR Interview, www.mirror.co.uk. June 13, 2008.

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