"I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in their dry beds, at anchor for ever. Today is my son's birthday. Thousands of miles from here, his healthy lungs are blowing out candles. I should be there but I'm here with another boy, who puts his face close to mine and laughs. I smile back but realise he can't see it, because I'm wearing an antiseptic muzzles to protect me from his breath."

-- A. A. Gill

#Funny Quotes #Beach Quotes #Lying Quotes

“I always have bananas with me for energy.”
“The work of the world is common as mud.”
“Iâ€™d still be nice to you if you were ugly.â€ â€œOkay.â€ A wicked grin slipped over his full lips. He bent his head down and whispered, â€œI just wouldnâ€™t offer you any cookies.”
“I did not give Xanax or anything else to my child.”
“I'm brave to say that I won't take this sort of risk.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“When I had my daughter, Louisanna, two and a half years ago, I started recording every funny or sweet thing she said or did on my phone.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Nothing you say can ensure that the other person will get it, or respond the way you want. You may never exceed his threshold of deafness.”
“When I see people on the street, I look at how they walk. It's like a signature, a fingerprint.”

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