"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

-- Dan Quayle

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“It is our great collective misfortune that the scientific community made its decisive diagnosis of the climate threat at the precise moment when an elite minority was enjoying more unfettered political, cultural, and intellectual power than at any point since the 1920s.”

Source : Naomi Klein (2014). “This Changes Everything: Capitalism Vs. The Climate”, p.18, Simon and Schuster
“I don't want to be Carrie Bradshaw. I don't want the wedding to be bigger than Big. I'm just grateful to know that the first time I fell in love wasn't the last time.”
“Truth cannot be taught but it is quickly recognised by the person ready to discover it.”
“A man knows what he likes, so sex with some men is like sex with a mind reader, someone who knows exactly how you like it.”
“I've probably tried every fad diet in the world.”

Source : "Jenna Aks: Have You Ever Tried A Fad Diet?" by Jenna Ushkowitz, www.seventeen.com. January 30, 2012.
“Inspiration comes from doing.”
“When you rape, beat, maim, mutilate, burn, bury, and terrorize women, you destroy the essential life energy on the planet.”

Source : Eve Ensler (2001). “The Vagina Monologues: The V-Day Edition”, p.32, Villard
“She had been so wicked that in all her life she had done only one good deed-given an onion to a beggar. So she went to hell. As she lay in torment she saw the onion, lowered down from heaven by an angel. She caught hold of it. He began to pull her up. The other damned saw what was happening and caught hold of it too. She was indignant and cried, "Let go-it's my onion," and as soon as she said, "my onion," the stalk broke and she fell back into the flames.”

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