"Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Christian Quotes #Atheist Quotes #Fun Quotes

“The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.”
“I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.”
“Unlived dreams often show up in your body as disease. Go for the Big Wow. Life is short!”
“It is necessary to write, if the days are not to slip emptily by. How else, indeed, to clap the net over the butterfly of the moment? For the moment passes, it is forgotten; the mood is gone; life itself is gone. That is where the writer scores over his fellows: he catches the changes of his mind on the hop.”

Source : Vita Sackville-West, Mary Ann Caws (2003). “Vita Sackville-West: Selected Writings”, p.125, Palgrave Macmillan
“Every person I've ever met always thinks their parents are weird.”

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“People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.”
“Walks work for me. I enter some arena that is neither conscious or unconscious.”
“When you stand at the bottom of the mountain and look up at the mountaintop, the path looks hard and stony, and the top is obscured by clouds. But when you reach the top and you look down, you realize that there are a thousand paths that could have brought you to that place.”

Source : Roz Savage (2009). “Rowing the Atlantic: Lessons Learned on the Open Ocean”, p.240, Simon and Schuster

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