"Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better."

-- Frank Caliendo

#Guy Quotes #Contact Quotes

“If people would dare to speak to one another unreservedly, there would be a good deal less sorrow in the world a hundred years hence.”
“We don't stop and realize that we are dealing with people-the far-left doesn't think we need a military to start with, they really don't. You've heard me say this before, they really believe if all countries would just stand in a circle and unilaterally disarm and hold hands then all threats would go away, they believe that. They would never say that but they do believe that.”

Source : "Inhofe Claims Obama and Liberals Hope to Disband the Military" by Brian Tashman, www.rightwingwatch.org. December 05, 2012.
“While there may not be spiritual oppression involved in your battle [against lust], there'll always be opposition. The enemy is constantly near your ear. He doesn't want you to win this fight, and he knows the lies that so often break a man's confidence and his will to win. Expect to hear lies and plenty of them. satan's lie: 'You're the only one dealing with this problem. If anyone ever finds out, you'll be the laughingstock of the church!' The truth: Most men deal with this problem, so no one will laugh.”
“Player haters be givin' me harsh looks, But I'm tryin to sell records like Garth Brooks.”

Source : Song: Nigga Please, 2003
“Not everyone wants to live forever, but every culture has always desired immortality in one way or another. Humans have always believed in the possibility of another life, of a second act. We've also always hoped that there might be a way to avoid dying. The term "cultural-universal" is a complicated one, but I've heard it come up on numerous occasions while researching immortality.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“We all know the moon isn't made out of blue cheese...but if it was made out of bbq spare ribs would you eat it?”
“In the mountains, there you feel free.”
“I don't really like ska.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com

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