"Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered anything unseemly."

-- Philip II of Macedon

“Shoulda sent a thank you note, you little hoe Now Imma wrap your coffin wit a bow”
“I like to think of Everest as a great mountaineering challenge, and when you've got people just streaming up the mountain - well, many of them are just climbing it to get their name in the paper, really.”
“Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places.”
“Montaigne [puts] not self-satisfied understanding but a consciousness astonished at itself at the core of human existence.”
“Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs.”

Source : "Jeremy Hardy: Caustic comic". news.bbc.co.uk. April 5, 2002.
“The F-bomb. It's everywhere. You hear it all the time. And I honestly don't understand what the appeal is over the word.”
“I wonder if this reason is partly geographical, that talk radio is so much more successful in North America than in Britain? People who are very remote - I'm thinking of Newfoundland - feel very connected though the radio.”

Source : Source: www.identitytheory.com
“I will not say it is not Christian to make beads of others faults, and tell them over every day; I say it is infernal. If you want to know how the Devil feels, you do know, if you are such an one.”

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