"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"

-- Woody Allen

#Dream Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Guy Quotes

“The important things that in a campaign we talk about, let us not forget that once the election is over.”
“the horse will always do right if he understands. This is very remarkable. It is true neither of human beings nor of dogs.”
“What impresses men is not mind, but the result of mind.”
“If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people.”
“It is hard to imagine 10 years is not quite long enough to learn a lesson.”
“In an age of synthetic images and synthetic emotions, the chances of an accidental encounter with reality are remote indeed.”
“So just to be clear, Microsoft has created a new operating system that isn't properly compatible with a best-selling, still perfectly useable version of its own software. Which of course provides quite a powerful incentive for me to spend up to £99.99 on upgrading to Microsoft Outlook 2007 - except that in my current mood, I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.”
“Of course it's the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.”

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