"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."

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“God will never give you any problems that he thinks you can't solve.”
“I consider it the best part of an education to have been born and brought up in the country.”
“I never imagined that the Free Software Movement would spawn a watered-down alternative, the Open Source Movement, which would become so well-known that people would ask me questions about 'open source' thinking that I work under that banner.”
“I continue coupling a plate of silver with one of zinc, and always in the same order... and place between each of these couples a moistened disk. I continue to form a column. If the column contains about twenty of these couples of metal, it will be capable of giving to the fingers several small shocks.”
“The Christian truth is attractive and persuasive because it responds to humanity's deepest needs.”
“Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.”
“If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.”
“Writing is like paying myself a formal visitâ€¦”

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