"My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom."

-- Steve Buscemi

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“After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.”
“History is always written wrong, and so always needs to be rewritten. ...What is interesting is brought forward as if it had been central and efficacious in the march of events, and harmonies are turned into causes. Kings and generals are endowed with motives appropriate to what the historian values in their actions; plans are imputed to them prophetic of their actual achievements, while the thoughts that really preoccupied them remain buried in absolute oblivion.”
“I knew what I wanted to do from the time I was 5.”
“To like Keats is a test of fitness for understanding poetry, just as to like Shakespeare is a test of general mental capacity.”
“Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried leaves at the age of forty? Certainly there is. It is not due to trade but to intensity of self-seeking, combined with narrowness of occupation. Business has destroyed the very knowledge in us of all other natural forces except business.”
“Beauty is the sole legitimate province of the poem.”
“I believe that should is one of the most damaging words in our language. Every time we use it, we are, in effect, saying that we are wrong, or we were wrong, or we're going to be wrong. I would like to take the word should out of our vocabulary forever and replace it with the word could. This word gives us a choice, and we're never wrong.”
“The legal theory is, that marriage makes the husband and wife one person, and that person is the husband.”

Source : "Discourse onWoman" (1849)

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