"Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the kind of dog that, if it takes an interest in your personal regions (which of course it does) you cannot fend it off with a blowtorch."

-- Dave Barry

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“I want my movies to be audience experiences. As much as I like Michael Haneke, I'm not going to make a Haneke film. That's just not in my DNA.”
“To me, only that which makes me wise is worth knowing.”
“A new educational system in which all children born shall have the same advantage of physical, industrial, mental and moral culture, and thus be equally prepared at maturity to enter upon active, responsible and useful lives. . . . In so doing, it strikes a fatal blow at . . . the most demoralizing of all monopolies. . . educational superiority.”
“All that I know about my life, it seems, I have learned in books.”
“Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman.”

Source : "Rarely-Before-Seen Marilyn Monroe Photos Show Sex Symbol Just Before She Died" by Catherine Donaldson-Evans, www.foxnews.com. May 30, 2007.
“I was a terrible high school student outside of the fact that I did well in physics, but there's a big difference between being good at physics and being a physicist, so I jettisoned that very quickly.”

Source : "Jonah’s Arc". Interview with Emma Brown, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 19, 2015.
“Presenting both sides of Christianity gives the skeptic room to breathe - and to consider the possibility that there's room in Christianity for diversity in interpreting the Bible. And it gives the traditionalist pause to think again - and to consider the possibility that she might need to tweak her hermeneutic.”
“I store away my experiences and don't feel really happy until I've found a way to write about them.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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