"The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15 we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

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“We are the folk song army, every one of us cares. We all hate poverty, war, and injustice unlike the rest of you squares.”
“Promises are empty words if you're not keeping them.”
“Whatever you do in your life, try to become a kind, and wise human being.”
“Landscapes, even when their general type is similar, are capable of as many expressions as the same type of human face, and, without our being able fully to tell why, affect our spirits as we look at them with as many moods and meanings.”
“I like being very busy. I think that's the definition of stardom, really. It's energy. It really is.”
“The vices respectively fall short of or exceed what is right in both passions and actions, while virtue both finds and chooses that which is intermediate.”
“In a lot of ways, it was a huge relief, not being a member of a troupe, being able to make your own decisions and kind of live your own life.”

Source : "The Kids In The Hall, part 1". Interview with Tasha Robinson, www.avclub.com. June 30, 2004.
“[Colin to Sugar Beth] I put my heart on every page.”

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