"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."

-- Woody Allen

#God Quotes #Witty Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“Great stories happen to those who can tell them.”
“There are far more statues of soldiers out there than there are of civilians.”
“Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.”
“Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.”
“For some strange reason we don't go to charming, light movies anymore. People expect a movie to be heavy and turgid, like "American Beauty." We've become a heavy-handed society.”
“My mom, Emilie, always taught me to think hard about marriage.”

Source : "Alyson Hannigan Followed Mom Emilie Posner's Advice on Marriage to Alexis Denisof" by nationalledger.com, April 30, 2012.
“Non-linear means it's hard to solve.”
“I feel like I'm 100 years old. I can't tell you what I did today. I can't tell you what I did for seven years. I can't tell you. It happens so seamlessly - I'm just floating along and seven years go by.”

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