"As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted that blow jobs are too difficult and painful for you to perform, and he's still very satisfied with your sex life. Take him at his word."

-- Mallory Ortberg

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“Any religion has to have a practice. When you let it go so far from practice that it just becomes a matter of talk something bad happens.”
“Give the peasants neither life nor death.”
“Most of the time, we respond to life without taking a moment”
“...the girl with the tip-tilted nose, the forget-me-not eyes, the rose red cheeks and the lily-white neck and shoulders who gave the explanation in a trembling voice: â€œItâ€™s the ghost!”
“I'm just trying to find a good project. Work with a good director, someone I really admire. Find a good role.”
“We take almost all the decisive steps in our lives as a result of slight inner adjustments of which we are barely conscious.”

Source : W. G. Sebald (2013). “Austerlitz”, p.99, Penguin UK
“Nobody drowns by falling in the water...but by staying there.”
“I think that I've learned to relax, and trust in and hire very talented people, and trust in their abilities a little more.”

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