"It turns out that conservationism can be fun, with the news that the Norwegian red king crab - which weighs in at an impressive full kilo of juicy crabby goodness per shell - must be eaten as much as possible, because it's scoffing all the other fish in Norway. In fact, it would be remiss of all of us if we didn't eat as many of these buggers as we possible can every week because they now provide a genuine ecological threat to fellow marine life. So, c'mon vegetarians. Let's see how much you really care about the environment."

-- Ian O'Doherty

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“Would I swap what I have achieved as a cook if I could have been as successful as a footballer? Definitely.”
“In talking about the past, we lie with every breath we draw.”

Source : William Maxwell, Barbara Burkhardt (2012). “Conversations with William Maxwell”, p.15, Univ. Press of Mississippi
“Move to a new country and you quickly see that visiting a place as a tourist, and actually moving there for good, are two very different things.”
“Please pray with me for everyone in Sri Lanka and the Philippines as I begin my trip.”
“I'm not at all funny. I can do dark comedy pretty well, but straight-up comedy, I don't know. I'm much darker. I've been like that since I was 3 years old”
“My dad was a good athlete. My mom had longevity. There were some athletic genes that certainly got passed down.”

Source : "Hale Irwin honored with Nicholson Award, talks golf and football". Interview, www.denverpost.com. May 8, 2012.
“A solid sense of self will help a person to lead a full and happy life.”
“Together we made our way from the service entrances in back to the front, Jenks shedding clothes and handing them to me to stuff in my bag every few yards. It was terribly distracting, but I managed to avoid running into the Dumpsters and recycling bins.”

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