"I don't drink before shows."

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Source : Source: www.avclub.com

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#Drink Quotes #Shows Quotes

“You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.”
“They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.”
“And as far as I know about Alix's [MacKenzie] work, I don't believe she ever did any sculptural work at all. It was always pottery.”
“Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.”
“If you think back over your experiences, the chances are that you will find the finest moments in your life were those when you completely forgot yourself.”

Source : Arlene Francis (1960). “That Certain Something; the Magic of Charm”
“Living Things. The garden can be as unlimited a resource as you want it to be. It's an escape from everything if you just want a break. It is something to do with living things, not a static piece that you put there and look at but something that changes every day. You're committed to it. If you don't look after it, it dies on you. And if you do look after it, it will give you rewards - pleasure, and a feeling of achievement. There's a sense of responsibility developed in a garden.”
“There can be no real conflict between the two Books of the Great Author. Both are revelations made by Him to man,-the earlier telling of God-made harmonies coming up from the deep past, and rising to their height when man appeared, the later teaching man's relations to his Maker, and speaking of loftier harmonies in the eternal future.”

Source : James Dwight Dana (1875). “Manual of Geology: Treating of the Principles of the Science with Special Reference to American Geological History”, p.770
“Worry is thinking that has turned toxic. It is jarring music that goes round and round and never comes to either climax or conclusion.”

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