"Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating."

-- Janeane Garofalo

#Sassy Quotes #Blood Quotes #Water Quotes

“When you cast somebody, you write to their strengths.”

Source : “Geoff Stults, TV Veteran, Makes a Play for Leading Man With 'The Finder'” by Michael O'Connell, www.hollywoodreporter.com. January 12, 2012.
“The more freedom we enjoy, the greater the responsibility we bear, toward others as well as ourselves.”
“I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass.”

Source : Song: I Love, Album: Country Songs for Children, 1995
“I made my daughter read the whole. That's how you make atheists.”
“Another touchy point: the inability of successive Israeli governments to deal with the propaganda war. Israel has a brilliant instrument in the IDF. We have a cyber-war unit which may become the best unit in the world to fight cyber problems. On the propaganda war...it is a large failure.”
“The United States were a 35-year-old man, I think he'd be in a mental institution. Violent tendencies - delusions of grandeur - medicate heavily.”

Source : "This Hour Has 22 Minutes". Comedy, (1992– ).
“I had a map on my wall that had a circle around Lubbock and then giant arrows pointing toward New York City and Los Angeles. Written across both arrows were the words 'Toward Civilization.' Of course, by the time I got to New York, I realized there really isn't any civilization.”
“Matthew,' she said, 'have you ever loved someone and it became yourself?' For a moment he did not answer.Â Taking up the decanter he held it to the light. 'Robin can go anywhere, do anything,' Nora continued, 'because she forgets, and I nowhere because I remember.'Â She came toward him.Â 'Matthew,' she said, 'you think I have always been like this.Â Once I was remorseless, but this is another love â€” it goes everywhere; there is no place for it to stop â€” it rots me away.”

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