"You can't just yell jokes at people."

-- David Cross

#People Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“We must remind Americans that the promise of opportunity remains unbroken - that every person in this great nation can succeed through hard work, courage and personal responsibility.”

Source : "Brian Sandoval RNC speech". www.politico.com. August 29, 2012.
“In New York, after that famous home run, they expected me to be up there every year. That homer raised me to a high level, with the top guys in the game.”
“Why should I ever resist any delay or disapointment, any affliction or oppression or humiliation - when I know God will use it in my life to make me like Jesus and to prepare me for heaven?”
“The absence of high-quality friendships is bad for your health, spirits, productivity, and longevity.”
“You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.”
“A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.”

Source : Steve Kluger (2009). “My Most Excellent Year: A Novel of Love, Mary Poppins, and Fenway Park”, p.268, Penguin
“As a kid, I wanted to be a pro tennis player. I was pretty good; at the tennis academies I attended, I always played up against older age groups.”
“As a little kid, not only is my dad Jo-Jo White, but M. L. Carr is involved in the family, Red Auerbach is my godfather, and my stepmother was an Olympic-caliber sprinter. Athletes were all around. I happened to be a natural athlete. If I wasn't, it might have been hell. But I never got any pressure from my mom and dad to be an athlete.”

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