"We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke."

-- Malaclypse the Younger

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“Why is Jewish owned press so consistently anti-Israel in every crisis?”
“There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.”
“Is it alright to believe in the future where everyone can live in happiness?”
“When you are starting out in your 20s, it is natural to think about all that you will have and do once you start making money, and making more money. That gives money way too much power over your life. It's not about how much you make, but the life that you make with the money you have.”
“There has been no appreciable improvement in our country's ability to produce the kind of talent we need in this space. There have been some small initiatives around the country that have been noteworthy.”

Source : "Interview: Symantec's John Thompson talks about big picture security". Interview with Ed Scannell, www.infoworld.com. June 16, 2004.
“We trust something in a grocery store and assume it's good. We don't learn about the most precious thing in life-the food we put in our body. Educate yourself!”
“Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men'Â a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. Thatâ€™s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.”
“There is no higher calling or greater privilege known to man than being involved in helping fulfill the Great Commission.”

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