"I believe that God protected me. I've experienced many miracles. One day, my father was arrested as I stood nearby on the street. A total stranger who was pushing a baby carriage took my hand and put it on the handle of the carriage, as if I were her child. As soon as it was safe for me, she let me walk home."

“No one ever recognizes me.”

“One way of preventing disease is worth fifty ways of curing it.”

“Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.”

Source : "MY LA: Pauly Shore Talks Being Chauffeured By Comedians, Why Michael Bay Hates Him and How He Really Feels About The Valley". Interview with Sasha Bronner, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 7, 2011.

“NDCC is an admirable job of amassing information to prove that communism is socialism and socialism (a plot to enslave the world) is not a movement of the downtrodden but a scheme supported and directed by the wealthiest of people. If enough Americans read and act upon NDCC, they really can save the Republic from the conspirators--whose plans for the destruction of our country are galloping fast toward completion.”

“I've been through some dark times but I've experienced joy too. Now that joy can't be suppressed.”

“There are a lot of different sides to me. I don't know if I'm always peaches-and-cream.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“I never thought I'd play soccer past high school, so to go from that team to actually being most-capped and three World Cups is pretty special.”

“Sometimes getting upset with yourself is necessary when you face the truth.”

Source : Gus Van Sant (1997). “Pink”, Doubleday