"The shortest period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain."

-- Jane Bryant Quinn

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“Thatâ€™s what a map is, you know. Just a memory.”
“I think there's something extraordinarily nice about seeing the dawn up before one goes to bed, [] there's something uncanny about it.”
“Musician' is not a very respected title. I'm not a musician.”
“Well o' course she's feelin' dandy! She's the mother o' God for the love o' Pete!”
“I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'.”
“Life is nothing in itself. Itâ€™s a place marker that proves whoâ€™s winning, and we are the winners. We are always the winners. There is nothing but the winning. Even winning means nothing. We win because itâ€™s an insult to lose. The ends donâ€™t justify the means. The means donâ€™t justify the ends. There is no one to justify to. There is no justice.â€ ~ Durzo Blint”
“When the polar ice caps melt, my recording studio will rise up like an ark, and I'll float off into the drowned world like a character from a J.G. Ballard novel.”
“He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions.”

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