"For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black's tweets."

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Source : Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black Have Issues with Twitter" by Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black, www.esquire.com. July 29, 2009.

Michael Showalter

#Mean Quotes #Bridges Quotes #People Quotes

“The forces by which the workers are kept in subjugation must be retaliated by force.”
“Thinking too well of people often allows them to be better than they otherwise would.”
“When people come up to me and say 'oh, your singing made me cry', it's nice to realise that you're making other people happy, but I don't know how I do it. I just sing.”
“Some things will never change.”

Source : Song: Thats Just The Way It Is
“New customers are the best source of new business”

Source : Frank Bettger (1992). “How I Raised Myself From Failure”, Touchstone
“The children themselves, before they get access to a car, are captives of their suburb, save for those families where the housewives surrender continuity in their own lives to chauffeur their children to lessons, doctors, and other services that could be reached via public transport in the city.”

Source : David Riesman (1964). “Abundance for What?”, p.243, Transaction Publishers
“The idea of 24-hour news, if you really step back, is pretty insane. Just even saying '24-hour news' almost has satire laced in it.”
“I play with feeling so I need to hear what is coming out of the amplifier to inspire me; I dont just play mechanically. I need to hear what I am doing in order to create the next note. If I dont hear it then I cant feed myself.”

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