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Ilana Glazer

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“Though we may not always be able to avoid pain, we can choose how much we suffer.”

Source : Judy Tatelbaum (2013). “You Don't Have to Suffer: A Handbook for Moving Beyond Life's Crises”, p.15, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
“And pray that he is the man I think he is, he finished silently, and not the man I fear he has become.”
“Based on our natural heritage as the Divine Light of God, every one of us possesses intuition... defined as the language of the soul.”
“The inner spaces that a good story lets us enter are the old apartments of religion.”
“All higher motives, ideals, conceptions, sentiments in a man are of no account if they do not come forward to strengthen him for the better discharge of the duties which devolve upon him in the ordinary affairs of life.”

Source : Simon Greenleaf (1846). “An Examination of the Testimony of the Four Evangelists, by the Rules of Evidence Administered in Courts of Justice: With an Account of the Trial of Jesus”, p.30
“They left us together for a reason. Let's show them why.”
“When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York.”
“Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.”

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