"I am afraid that I am actually naturally good with money. My wife thinks it is because I am a Jew, which is both slightly anti-Semitic and also correct. Frankly, all my "goysha" - gentile - friends haven't got a clue."

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Source : Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

Giles Coren

#Thinking Quotes #Wife Quotes #Clue Quotes

“I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.”
“It has been said of garlic that everyone knows its odor save he who has eaten it, and who wonders why everyone flies at his approach.”
“It seems to me that the whole purpose of the workshops is really twofold. One - to help people make better pictures, and two - to unleash their creativity to the fullest amount that they possibly can.”
“You have to have a temperamental attraction to dangerous ideas...”
“I think the nerves aspect is a bit of a joke. How hard can it be to walk up and down in a straight line? You just need to put one step in front of another, most people do it all the time. What's the worst that can happen? You fall over. Sometimes that happens to non-models too, it wouldn't be the end of the world.”
“I'm drinking away the exam results that don't take me anywhere.”

Source : Steven Herrick (2004). “A Place Like this”, p.34, Simon and Schuster
“You said that you wanted to put us upon a reservation, to build us houses and make us medicine lodges. I was born where there were no enclosures and everything drew a free breath. I want to die there and not within walls.”
“Personally, all I ever want to be wearing are jeans.”

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