"If this is something you'd truly like to work on, not out of a sense of guilt but because you would enjoy occasionally reciprocating, there are a wealth of resources out there for the enthusiastic amateur (you are far from the only would-be blow-jobber whose spirit is willing but gag reflex is weak). You have more options than "no blow jobs, ever" and "regular whole-hog sessions to completion that result in vomiting.""

-- Mallory Ortberg

#Jobs Quotes #Blow Quotes #Guilt Quotes

“Remember that you will create peace only when you are peaceful.”
“I have never done a stroke of work in my life.”
“I have never looked into my sister's eyes. I have never bathed alone. I have never stood in the grass at night and raised my arms to the beguiling moon. Iâ€™ve never used an airplane bathroom. Or worn a hat. Or been kissed like that. Iâ€™ve never driven a car. Or slept through the night. Never a private talk. Or a solo walk. Iâ€™ve never climbed a tree. Or faded into a crowd. So many things Iâ€™ve never done, but oh, how Iâ€™ve been loved. And, if such things were to be, Iâ€™d live a thousand lives as me, to be loved so exponentially.”

Source : Lori Lansens (2009). “The Girls”, p.1, Vintage Canada
“Personally, I look forward to better tools for analyzing C++ source code.”
“To young people the future is still long.”
“I have no patience at all.”
“We will soon create intelligences greater than our own ... When this happens, human history will have reached a kind of singularity, an intellectual transition as impenetrable as the knotted space-time at the center of a black hole, and the world will pass far beyond our understanding.”
“Trust me, there is no formula for most things that are not math.”

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