"Why is it that the uneducated minds always criticize the brilliant minds?"

“It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success.”

“Investors have no reason to feel bearish. True value investors are glad the markets are down.”

“Although it was a great accomplishment to win a gold medal, as soon as they put it on you, that's it; your career is over.”

“As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.”

“Suffering also has its worth. Through sorrow, pride is driven out And pity felt for those who wander in samsara; Evil is avoided, goodness seems delightful.”

“I have great faith in the people of Montana; they can't be bought.”

Source : "Sen. Jon Tester Decries Citizens United's Impact In Montana, Nationally". "All Things Considered" with Melissa Block, www.npr.org. January 30, 2012.

“Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.”

“I knew I was too late—and I was glad something bloodthirsty waited in the wings. For in failing at this, I forfeited any desire to live.”