"I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages."

-- Casey Wilson

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“Time is like a river flowing endlessly through the universe. And if you poled your flatboat in that river you might fight your way against the current and travel upstream into the past. Or go with the flow and rush into the future. This was in a less cynical time before toxic waste dumping and pollution filled the waterway of Chronus with the detritus of empty hours wasted minutes years of repetition and time that has been killed.”
“Suicides aren't heroic in my opinion. And I don't think anybody ever really knows why somebody commits suicide.”
“Itâ€™s pretty impossible to hurt what Death protects.”
“What's encouraging about meditation is that, even if we shut down, we can no longer shut down in ignorance. We see very clearly that we're closing off. That in itself begins to illuminate the darkness of ignorance.”
“A human being can never be broken”

Source : "The new bionics that let us run, climb and dance". TED Talk, www.ted.com. March 2014.
“Is Wall Street the rightful master of our economic fate? Or should we choose a broader form of sovereignty?”
“In various talk th' instructive hours they past, Who gave the ball, or paid the visit last; One speaks the glory of the British queen, And one describes a charming Indian screen; A third interprets motions, looks, and eyes; At every word a reputation dies.”
“My parents were devoted. Civic minded. We had family counsels. Three of us children against two of them. We lived a 'Leave It to Beaver' time.”

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