"There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere."

-- Mose Allison

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“To the Memory of the Americans who fell at Eutaw,”
“Every time a cool rock chick or actress seems to respect themselves as a strong woman, I'm like, 'Yeah!' And I love them, and they're my girls. And then they start to go downhill and people aren't paying attention anymore. So they start stripping their clothes off, because that's all they have left. I swear to everything I've ever known, I will never do that”
“When women are seen with pen in hand, they are met immediately with shrieks commanding a return to that life of pain which their writing had interrupted, a life devoted to the women's work of needle and distaff.”
“The Continent will not suffer England to be the workshop of the world.”
“If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.”
“Death and I are head to head in a total collision, pure and mutual distaste.”
“In terms of favourite movies then, I like Lion King. Something more recent would be Alice in Wonderland; it'd be kind of cool to have The White Queen appear in Kingdom Hearts.”

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“My grandfather was born in India and three generations of my family served there.”

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