"My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this."

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Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Joel Klein

#Funny Quotes #Nice Quotes #Stupid Quotes

“I started studying shyness in adults in 1972. Shyness operates at so many different levels. Out of that research came the Stanford shyness clinic in 1977.”
“Karate is not about winning over others. It is about winning over one's self. Ultimately, the most challenging opponents we face reside from within - our hang-ups, our insecurities, our prejudices. Overcome these and you will have truly won.”
“It is always darkest before the dawn.”
“Michael Koryta isnâ€™t just one of the finest authors working in the crime genre today. Heâ€™s simply one of todayâ€™s finest authors, period. His stories are taut, compelling, and beautifully rendered. His understanding of human nature-the good, the evil, and all the gray between-is masterful. THOSE WHO WISH ME DEAD is Koryta at his best.”
“You will ultimately be defined by the sum total of your responses to circumstances, situations and events that you probably couldn't anticipate and indeed probably couldn't even imagine. So just keep your eyes on the course and be ready to move in different directions depending upon the crises and opportunities with which you are faced.”

Source : "Q&A With David Stern: Part 1". Interview with Jason Friedman, www.nba.com. December 18, 2012.
“The day For whose returns, and many, all these pray; And so do I.”
“The perfection of mathematical beauty is such...that whatsoever is most beautiful and regular is also found to be most useful and excellent.”
“I would really love theater. I would love to do Shakespeare, that would be amazing. You know, it's whatever really comes my way.”

Source : "NarniaWeb Set Report #5: Peter & Edmund". NarniaWeb Interview, www.narniaweb.com. October 18, 2007.

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