"I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle"

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“His are the quiet steeps of dreamland, The waters of no-more-pain; His ram's bell rings 'neath an arch of stars, "Rest, rest, and rest again.”
“I want to give Michael Moore a run for his money.”
“Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
“The lazy man claims he is too heavy for light work and too light for heavy work.”
“[Our Lord Jesus Christ] was... carried up to heaven (Lk. 24:50-51). With a radiant cloud for a chariot, He ascended in glory (cf. Acts 1:9), entered the Holy of Holies not made by hands and sat down on the right hand of the heavenly majesty, making our human substance share His own throne and divinity.”
“Unless you're ashamed of yourself now and then, you're not honest”
“I'm not that professional.”

Source : "Q+A: Andy Richter's Secret to Happiness". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.esquire.com. March 13, 2012.
“Economic localization is the key to sustaining biological and cultural diversity - to sustaining life itself.Â The sooner we shift towards the local, the sooner we will begin healing our planet, our communities and ourselves.”

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