"All men would still really like to own a train set."

-- Rita Rudner

#Men Quotes #Stills Quotes #Train Quotes

“I started hitting the ball a lot better a few weeks ago, and just the putter wasn't working. And putting a new putter in the bag last week, it just helped.”
“You just have to go after what you want and if it doesn't want you back then so be it; it doesn't deserve you anyways.”
“Whats great about Freddy in this is when he gets to comment and manipulate the back stories and the fears of the characters - especially with Jason.”
“I am of the opinion that all who can should vote for the most intelligent, honest, and conscientious men eligible to office, irrespective of former party opinions, who will endeavour to make the new constitutions and the laws passed under them as beneficial as possible to the true interests, prosperity, and liberty of all classes and conditions of the people.”
“Love is letting go of fear.”
“Life expects us to make a reasonable amount of progress in a reasonable amount of time. That's why they make those second grade chairs so small.”
“At the age of nineteen and a half, I went to the Land of Israel to till its soil and live by the labour of my hands. As I did not find work, I sought my livelihood elsewhere.”
“My sole literary ambition is to write one good novel, then retire to my hut in the desert, assume the lotus position, compose my mind and senses, and sink into meditation, contemplating my novel.”

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